Saturday, November 1, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
QUESTION
Why is it when you're drunk all you want to do is fuck and inform everyone that you're drunk?
Monday, October 13, 2008
TRADITION
Just because I post a bunch at a time then forget I have this thing.
Flyers we used to hype up the super spectacular birthday event:
Andd...more shit I had saved...
...Another ode to Fenriz...
Flyers we used to hype up the super spectacular birthday event:
Andd...more shit I had saved...
...Another ode to Fenriz...
BIRTHDAYS WERE THE WORST DAYS
So we made about 20 gallons of Jungle Juice for the birthday party. All gone in a few short hours.
Friday, October 10, 2008
HOW IT IS
I was my dick like three times when I take a shower. Not because I think it's dirty but because it's my dick.
Fuck you/here's some pics from lappy:
Fuck you/here's some pics from lappy:
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
AND
How wonderful it's been, I wouldn't change a day of it. Even now, somewhere out there, the sperm whales are breeding and I'm a part of them. Go to it, whales! Soon enough somebody like me'll come along and stick a harpoon in you. Have fun while you can!
Captain Hoxworth had never taken great pleasure in this children, allowing them to develop as they would, but now with Noelani gone he suddenly transformed himself into the benevolent old head of the family, and it became his habit to convene his son and his three daughters with their families and to sit benignly at the head of his table, dispensing charm and affection. He spoke of the old days in the South Pacific and of his adventures in China. It was his opinion that a man had to wait until he was dead to know the meaning of God, unless he happened to have known the sea in his youth.
"To sail before the mast when you're thirteen, to know the abuse of the wind and foul captains, to find the spiritual solace that arises from the fo'c's'l, and then to drive yourself inch by inch to the captaincy and then ownership of the vessel, these are the ultimate tests of a man. It's in such contests with fate that a man comes to know exactly how he stands with God. And don't you forget it, you young men who came to your positions the easy way," and he looked sharply at his son Bromley and his sons-in-law: Janders, Whipple, Hale.
Captain Hoxworth had never taken great pleasure in this children, allowing them to develop as they would, but now with Noelani gone he suddenly transformed himself into the benevolent old head of the family, and it became his habit to convene his son and his three daughters with their families and to sit benignly at the head of his table, dispensing charm and affection. He spoke of the old days in the South Pacific and of his adventures in China. It was his opinion that a man had to wait until he was dead to know the meaning of God, unless he happened to have known the sea in his youth.
"To sail before the mast when you're thirteen, to know the abuse of the wind and foul captains, to find the spiritual solace that arises from the fo'c's'l, and then to drive yourself inch by inch to the captaincy and then ownership of the vessel, these are the ultimate tests of a man. It's in such contests with fate that a man comes to know exactly how he stands with God. And don't you forget it, you young men who came to your positions the easy way," and he looked sharply at his son Bromley and his sons-in-law: Janders, Whipple, Hale.
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
I have such mixed feelings about you. Pretty and sexy or hideous trench hog? Don't ask me because I don't know!
Friday, July 18, 2008
I'M SO SAD AND LONELY
I really enjoyed Batman. In unrelated news, I have a mustache and it's totally worth it if only because every time I see myself in the mirror I laugh.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
PROFOUND
Hip-hop, body rockin' doing the do
Beer drinking, breath stinking, sniffing glue
Belly flipping, always illing, busting caps
My name's Mike D. and I write my own snaps
I'm a peep-show seeking on the forty-deuce
I'm a killer at large and I'm on the loose
Pistol packing, Monkey drinking, no money bum
I come from Brooklyn 'cause that's where I'm from
Cheap-skate, perpetrating - money hungry jerk
Everyday I drink a "O.E." and I don't go to work
You drippy nose knuckle-head - you're we behind the ears
You like men - and we like beer.
Here's a nice mash-up to go along with that.
I'm sitting here eating a burrito I made and sweating my motherfucking ass off. I'm going to the beach to take a dip.
Beer drinking, breath stinking, sniffing glue
Belly flipping, always illing, busting caps
My name's Mike D. and I write my own snaps
I'm a peep-show seeking on the forty-deuce
I'm a killer at large and I'm on the loose
Pistol packing, Monkey drinking, no money bum
I come from Brooklyn 'cause that's where I'm from
Cheap-skate, perpetrating - money hungry jerk
Everyday I drink a "O.E." and I don't go to work
You drippy nose knuckle-head - you're we behind the ears
You like men - and we like beer.
Here's a nice mash-up to go along with that.
I'm sitting here eating a burrito I made and sweating my motherfucking ass off. I'm going to the beach to take a dip.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
YEP
Being sick is so boring, I'm glad that's over. I'm sitting here on my couch, watching a movie on mute, listening to music, texting, downloading and have about a million browsers open. It's tragic how much media I am absorbing.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
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